that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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