so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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