bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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