Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You are a genius and a whore.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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