dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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