Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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