it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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