we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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