glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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