Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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