I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
What a dumb baby whore.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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