i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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