But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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