I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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