You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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