This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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