If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
A+ Viking dick
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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