can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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