is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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