Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She needs sedatives and a leash
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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