whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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