Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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