I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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