So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
she told me i tasted like america
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
