did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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