I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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