Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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