whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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