How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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