some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
My penis needs a shock collar
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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