We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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