I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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