He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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