Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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