Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's never too late to be topless.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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