I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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