lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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