i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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