i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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