That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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