At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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