ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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