I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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