how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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