just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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