My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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