U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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