once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
God, I missed his penis.
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