Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I love you. Go after that dick
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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