You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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