Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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