No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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