I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Are my feet made of real feet?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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