I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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