jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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