so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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