got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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